I have come up with a new invention or rather a novel way to use existing technology to produce a new result.
Sometimes it is hard to get your wife/ mother, girlfriend, maid or "whatever" to feel the Christmas spirit while doing your laundry.
I have a cure for this! Simply place plastic stencils down the back of your tighty whities and go about your day as usual.
Like this but in reverse.
"How will that put my laundress in a holiday mood?" you ask. Well I'll tell you how. As the day wears on and you blast the back of your skivies with fart spray the stencil will protect part of your undies while allowing other parts to naturally get that patina or "Peanut butter smudge" your shorts normally get.
The result is a festive image painted in the back of your shorts suitable for framing!
If that doesn't get her in the mood, you should have married someone Else's cousin.
This stuff will help with the chapped ass diaper rash inverted image caused by the stencil on your ass.