No he didn't Apparently Glenn Jackson was an Indian giver. The man survived the fall and began slowly slipping into a coma due to hypothermia.
Unfortunately for the man his car was found on the bridge and rescue workers plucked him from the water before he lost consciousness.
All he wanted was to check out with some dignity and have his frozen, bloated, mangled body found down river by some poor bastard, probably a retarded child playing near the dangerous banks of the river.
The rescuers then went about patting themselves on the back reveling in the heroism and the early Christmas gift they had given the man and his family. Their gift was I'm sure received with great savor like a pair of ugly socks.
There was some kind of Holiday boating festival going on in the river which explains the rapid appearance of the rescue boats.
Dude, next time aim for one of the boats! He'll probably go home, put on a Santa suit and blow his brains all over the Christmas tree.
Yep, thanks for the save rescue guys!P.S.
Here is a dude whom got started in the right direction and froze under pressure. He then accidently slipped thereby finishing the job.
(Turn down your speakers it has music)
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Did you watch the video at the end?
I'm thinking that guy was doing some pondering on the way down.
"Well I'm getting the attention I wanted but not for as long as I wanted".
I actually think those socks look warm and cozy. I wouldn't mind getting them for Christmas.
Oh and another thing. That dude is almost...ALMOST...as stupid as this guy I heard about who broke into someone's house with the intent of burglarizing it by crawling thru a kitchen window. Whereupon he tripped on the window frame and fell on a knife in the sink thereby puncturing an artery. He was found bled to death like a week later when the owners came home from vacation.
Some people just deserve it you know?
And the dead guy's family probably sued the home owners for having a knife near a window.
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